mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via mis-guided-souls)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via mis-guided-souls)

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

(via h0peforabetterlife)

marlborosilvers:

this is my fucking FAVORITE
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